chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

sniffling:

bitch i don’t have time for this

hazelgracelancaster:

when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and

boys

meladoodle:

“alright everyone, this food is first in first served!” *sprints to table**throws small child to the ground**uppercuts grandma*

macarena-of-time:

words of wisdom

unfollower:

if you heard about slenderman before it got really popular that shit was horrifying like there was little to no content besides marble hornets which wasn’t all that popular yet and nobody joked around about him it was just scary

blood-blood-everywhere:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft grunge ❧ ❥

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up